Friday, August 20, 2010

Scarf

To many more educated than I, the word scarf carries several definitions.  When I blog I keep my dictionary app handy.  I just looked up scarf.  I do believe I missused or misspelled this word. Perhaps I was looking for a different word with a different spelling, but pronounced similar to scarf.  I was picturing a dog, scarfing down food, hurriedly, without any effort to taste or enjoy.  Like my yellow lab with a piece of cheese.  Or me with chocolate almond ice cream.  I was HORRIFIED to learn from my handy dictionary app that scarf also means to masturbate while strangling oneself.

Not really the meaning I was going for.

Sincerely,

I'm Not Oprah

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