Thursday, September 2, 2010

Anything Different?

I casually ask my husband one day if he noticed anything different.  My husband is extremely kind and never in all the years of marriage, has he ever said I was fat.  But, the flip side of that is he does not comment on any weight loss either.  No, I do not live with a blind man.  I think I live with a very smart guy, who knows me very well.  But, my daughter and her fiancee thought my husband's response to the "anything different question, " was a classic answer. 

So I stood in front of him, with a towel wrapped around my @#%#@ menopot and ask, "DO you notice anything different?" He very seriously answered, "Less neck wrinkles?"

My daughter and her intended have adopted that phrase as their new standard answer when a spouse has no idea how to reply to a question. 

Still swimming.  Stopped weighing as often.  It's too depressing.  Did put on a pair of jeans that were previously tight and uncomfortable and had to wear a belt.  Yea!!!

Sincerely,

I'm Not Oprah

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